ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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