I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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