The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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