What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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