so explain again why im purple
no
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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