Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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