Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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