Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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