the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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