Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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