it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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