remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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