i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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