All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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