It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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