Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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