I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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