is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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