Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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