i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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