Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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