I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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