So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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