omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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