Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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