why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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Dick very happy bro
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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