It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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