I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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