Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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