seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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