using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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