went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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