Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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