I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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