So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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