but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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