I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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