3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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