if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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