Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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