And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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