do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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