3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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