No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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