hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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