I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think I just sharted jello shots
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