All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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