hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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