therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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