this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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