The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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