Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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