oh god the rape fog is back!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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