I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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