We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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