I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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