actually, I'm a sock model
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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