She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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