honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We left the knife in your bed.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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