Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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